Name: Sharon "Band Mom" Harvey

Instruments: Rice cooker, frying pan, spatula.

Effects: Bloating of band's stomachs.

Side Effects: Band members drowsiness, belching.

Day Job: Being awesome.

Night Job: Being even more awesome!

Hobbies: Taking care of Harvey #1.

Turn Ons: Naked men, naked women, naked Sharon.

Turn Offs: Naked band members.

Favorite Quote: "Harvey... shut up."