Name: Karl "Brainiac" Kawachi
Instruments: Old guitar with rusty strings.
Effects: Audience members plugging their ears.
Side Effects: Embarassment of band members.
Day Job: Sales Professional.
Night Job: Frustrated Musician.
Hobbies: Displaying his vast knowledge of music trivia.
Turn Ons: Being on stage with his guitar.
Turn Offs: Having to leave the stage when told to.
Favorite Quote: "I get no respect."