Name: Karl "Brainiac" Kawachi

Instruments: Old guitar with rusty strings.

Effects: Audience members plugging their ears.

Side Effects: Embarassment of band members.

Day Job: Sales Professional.

Night Job: Frustrated Musician.

Hobbies: Displaying his vast knowledge of music trivia.

Turn Ons: Being on stage with his guitar.

Turn Offs: Having to leave the stage when told to.

Favorite Quote: "I get no respect."