Name: Mitch "Smiley" Fukumoto

Instruments: Katana, Sai, Nunchuku

Effects: Bruises, broken bones.

Previous Bands: Too many to list.

Day Job: Owner of Martial Arts supply store.

Night Job: Super Hero.

Favorite Keyboardists: Liberace, Barry Manilow.

Turn Ons: None.

Turn Offs: Everything.

Favorite Saying: What the hell happened?

Hobbies: Watching grass grow.